April Fool’s…but you knew that.
To all of the people who congratulated me for the completely fictitious achievement posted earlier today, thank you. I’m glad you believe in the songs enough that you think 100,000 British and Japanese people would buy “Stranger” in a month. If this little joke angered anyone, there is still time to project your anger in the form of an April Fool’s Day joke on someone else.
For being a good sport, you can download Soft Spoken for free from my upcoming solo album here (no joke):